From:    Shadow Singer                          Area: Base of Set
To:      Kayla Block                            30 Nov 94 17:35:00
Subject: Re: No Joke                            UpdReq 

KB>   DS> It seems that Anton LaVey and Blanche Barton have just had a
KB>  newborn
KB>   DS> son....wait, it gets better....are you ready for this? They
KB>  named him:
KB>   DS> SATAN XERXES CARNACKI LAVEY. I kid you not!
KB>
KB>  ROTFLMAO!  can you imagine this kid at his first day in school??!!!
I wonder if the parents have any idea what they have done to their son.
At birth, they have committed him to a very rough life.
I like unusual names, but that is going too far.
They may want to seriously consider homeschooling him.
With that name, it is not too likely that he would do well in public schools.
Perhaps even leaving off the first name might help matters somewhat.  No 
matter what they do he will prpbably have a rough time of it.
I wish him well and good luck,  he will need all the help he can get.
Shadow Singer

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