From:    Albert Saperstein                      Area: Base of Set
To:      Paul Hume                              28 Sep 94 22:35:10
Subject: Say what?                              UpdReq 

Ye Gads! Hoist on me own petard!
Don't serve me with any Process, now, ya hear?
Geez, Louise, this could turn into the litigation story of the century! We 
could all write books about each other and sue each other and start a 
chain-letter of litigation mushrooming around the country like Barneymania.


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From:    Albert Saperstein                      Area: Base of Set
To:      Michael Aquino                         28 Sep 94 22:38:24
Subject: Linda Blecch                           UpdReq 

Just got the book, didn't pay for it.
I may have ruptured my right testicle right there on Page 1: "Yet, disarmed by 
my own naivete, I fell in love with a satanist..."
I still haven't stopped laughing. I knew there would be many roles for Divine, 
I was so pissed off when he died, and where is ED WOOD now that we really 
need him?
I say, option the screen rights and give it to John Waters.
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From:    Albert Saperstein                      Area: Base of Set
To:      Michael Aquino                         28 Sep 94 22:43:54
Subject: Linda Blecch                           UpdReq 

I'm sorry, I know it's not funny when it's YOU some blithering asshole is 
writing about, but this shit is GONZO! It astounds me that anyone could read 
this drivel and not see it as some drug-crazed sex-warped Hunter S. 
Thompson-on-Angel-Dust satire. It's just too much... they should ban 
television, they really should.
I'm sorry, I know this is serious, but I just can't read this thing without 
laughing my ass off. I can't even look at it. It's SO sick.


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