From:    Force Of Nature                        Area: Mundane
To:      All                                     8 Aug 96 22:40:44
Subject: MAGIC THE GATHERING CARDS              UpdReq 

IF ANYONE WANTS TO BUY MAGIC THE GATHERING CARDS OR MAYBE TRADE, REPLY TO THIS
AND STUFF..I GOT LOTS OF STUFF..THIS ISN'T ONE OF THOSE GAMES WHICH HAVE XXX 
RATED PICTURES ON IT....IT HAS XXXXXXX RATED PICTURES ON IT...THANK YOU


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From:    Force Of Nature                        Area: Mundane
To:      Lady Butterfly                          8 Aug 96 22:39:04
Subject: Re: New Connections Network            UpdReq 

THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT ALL OF US NORMAL MARTIANS THINK...THAT BI-SEXUAL THING 
IS KINKY...TRIPLETS IN BED...NOW THAT'S THE THING EVERYBODY IS DOIN' IN MARS 
AND ANOTHER COUNTRY THAT WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS...THANK YOU FOR WASTIN' YOUR 
TIME READIN' THIS.
!$#&$@)%$&)%*$)(%*$)^*#)(^*%)(*^%(*^*^


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From:    Force Of Nature                        Area: Mundane
To:      Current~Resident                        8 Aug 96 22:32:50
Subject: Re: RED                                UpdReq 

Why are Fire Trucks red?  I think that it is some sort of conspiracy from the 
government to make the fire trucks fashionably blend in with the blazing fire 
in which they are fighting... the only reason that firemen wear black or 
yellow fireproof coats is that when the fire chief wants to kill the firemen, 
he lets them wear the black coats so they are harder to find in the rubble of 
the fire...it is the other stuff if they wear yellow..either that or they are 
weird...only weird people like yellow....


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