From: Albertus Magnus Area: Metaphysical To: All 25 Feb 94 02:44:14 Subject: The Week in Death: Feb 14-17, a UpdReq QUOTE OF THE DAY On the Death of Mr. Richard West ``In vain to me the smiling mornings shine, And reddening Phoebus lifts his golden fire; The birds in vain their amorous descant join, Or cheerful fields resume their green attire; These ears, alas! for other notes repine, A different object do these eyes require; My lonely anguish melts no heart but mine, And in my breast the imperfect joys expire. Yet morning smiles the busy race to cheer, And newborn pleasure brings to happier men; The fields to all their wonted tribute bear; To warm their little loves the birds complain: I fruitless mourn to him that cannot hear, And weep the more, because I weep in vain. '' -- Thomas Gray THE WEEK IN DEATH (February 14-February 17) PIETRO BELLUSCHI (94), architect. Designed the Pan Am Building (now Met Life's other building) and the Juilliard School of Music in New York, and the Bank of America building in San Francisco. SORRELL BOOKE (64), actor. Boss Hogg on ``The Dukes of Hazzard. '' ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL FAIRCHILD (87), entomologist. The last surviving grandchild of ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL. GRETCHEN FRASER (75), athlete. First American to win an Olympic gold medal in a skiing event, in the special (giant) slalom in the 1948 games in St. Moritz. TIGER HAYNES (79), actor. Originated the role of the Tin Man in ``The Wiz.'' Films include ``Awakenings,'' ``Jungle Fever,'' and ``Moscow on the Hudson. '' CHRISTOPHER LASCH (61), history professor/author. The best-known of his several books is ``The Culture of Narcissism'' (1979), in which he accurately described the majority of Americans as being dangerously self-absorbed, selfish, tentative, and easy prey for manipulative leaders. His views were the basis of JIMMY CARTER's ``national malaise'' speech, a disaster not because he was wrong, but because we didn't want to hear it. So we booted Carter, and brought in RONALD REAGAN, who made us feel so good about being self-absorbed and selfish that we barely paid attention to how he merrily gutted the Constitution. TRACY-KAI MAIER-FORSYTHE (32), ballerina. Former principle dancer with the San Francisco Ballet. RODNEY ORR (31), NEIL BONNET (47), race car drivers. In separate incidents, both men were killed in one-car crashes at Daytona Speedway. ... Je suis venu trop tard dans un monde trop vieux. * de Musset 201434369420143436942014343694201434369420143436942014343694718 From: Albertus Magnus Area: Metaphysical To: All 25 Feb 94 02:46:54 Subject: The Week in Death: Feb 14-17, b UpdReq RANDY SHILTS (42), journalist. Believed to be the first openly gay reporter to work for a major news organization -- the San Francisco ``Chronicle.'' If he wasn't the first to sound the alarm about AIDS, he was the most diligent, persistent, eloquent, and vocal journalist to do so. His 1987 book ``And The Band Played On'' is a furious and lucid indictment of the REAGAN Administration, the medical establishment, and portions of the gay population for ignoring the epidemic during its first five years. The day he handed in the manuscript of the book, he was informed that he had tested positive for the HIV virus. His other works are ``The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life and Times of Harvey Milk,'' and ``Conduct Unbecoming: Lesbians and Gays in the U.S. Military, Vietnam to the Persian Gulf.'' GLORIA STEWART (75), JIMMY STEWART's wife of 45 years. From the It Ain't Over Til The Fat Lady Brews Department (IAOTTFLBD): Finally getting old enough to have a beer with grandpa is a rite of passage in some families. Our Grandfathers lived when men were men, bars didn't admit chicks, and guys knew how to handle their alcohol. Gramps and his cronies could drink forever, or at least it seemed that way. Imagine our surprise when we found out that some people's grandfathers can and do drink literally forever. In some areas of Africa, we discover, it's common practive to mosey on over to grampa's final resting place from time to time and pound back a few brewskies while pouring a few for the old man -- directly into the mound of his grave or a bottomless glass embedded therein. Kinda makes you appreciate hangovers, don't it? All this is according to an article in the most recent issue of ``Beer: The Magazine'' (which gets our vote for most entertaining masthead of the year), which also sez that Egyptians used to be buried with big pots o' beer. In fact, the last stage of mummification, ``Beer ''contends, was prying open the mummy's mouth and giving it one last, soothing, frosty gulp. New resonance to the term ``pickled,'' eh? Skipping north a bit, ``Beer'' characterizes the Norse heaven Valhalla as a vast beer hall, where good Vikings got to drink beer that ran limitlessly from the udder of giant goat named HEIDRUN. Ouch. We don't even want to think about what it took to attach *that* tap... (The Week in Death is by Brian Santo, [B.SANTO@genie.geis.com].) ... Thinking is a momentary dismissal of irrelevancies. * Fuller 201434369420143436942014343694201434369420143436942014343694718