R78 CHAPTER SUPPOSE WE SAY FORTY-FOUR: Knobsworthy Bottoms. CHAPTER ONE: The Love of a Pure Girl; the Quarrel; and the Mystery. CHAPTER THREE: In Which the Reader is Introduced to the Hero. CHAPTER FOUR: The Shadow of Tragedy. CHAPTER SEVEN: Before the Beginning of Years. CHAPTER EIGHT: The Dawn of a Brighter Day. CHAPTER NINE: Alas! Poor Yorick!. CHAPTER TEN: The Murder in Greencroft Gardens. CHAPTER SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-EIGHT: Kissed At Last. CHAPTER ELEVEN: Of Publishers: With an African Fable. CHAPTER TWELVE: Horrific and Grotesque Corollary of the Foregoing Argument, Presented as an Epicene Paradox. CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Of the Quality of the Ancestry of Sir Roger Bloxam; His Forebears, of their Chastity, Decency, Fidelity, Sobriety, and Many Other Virtues. CHAPTER FOURTEEN: How Sir Roger Got His Nick-Name. CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Of the Logos That Spake Never, and of His Witnesses. CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Silence -- To Take the Sound of the Last Capitulum Out of the Ears. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: Of the Monologue Between Sir Roger and the Mysterious Monk. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Of a Ladye Mine, and of the Dream She Had. CHAPTER NINETEEN: Of the Combat Between Sir Roger Bloxam and Cardinal Mentula. CHAPTER TWENTY: Of the Household Cavalry of the King of Sweden and Norway, What Came to its Best Regiment. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: Contains What I Meant to Write in Chapter Twenty. Or Nearly. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: A Plenary, Veracious, and Meticulously Scrupulous Account of What Happened to the Best Regiment of the Household Cavalry of the King of Sweden and Norway: Calculated to 33 Places of Decimals, by the Method of Hard Indurated Hunterian Logarithms. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: Relapse of a Promising Young Novel into a Jolly Devil-May-Care Book. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE: How Sir Roger Comported Himself in the Debate with the C.U.N.T.S. CHAPTER CXXVI: Sir Roger Goes to Switzerland. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN: Sir Roger Really Does Go to Switzerland. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT: Nothing Particular Happens to Sir Roger Bloxam in Switzerland; So Why Worry? CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE: Sir Roger Bloxam at Cambridge, Amsterdam, and Birmingham. An Adventure of Porphyria Poppoea. This Time We Mean Business. CHAPTER THIRTY: A Short Chapter and a Gay One. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE: An Interlude with Certain Critics. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO: Apologia Pro Novellissimo Suo. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE: Of Kitty Williams, Her Loves Pastoral, Paidoparthenical, and Extraterminumuniversitatiduomillera-diodemagnaesanctaemariaecclesiastical. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR: A Word on Pantomorphopsychonoso-philosophy, including Arthur Machen. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE: The Runic Plasm. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX: Of the Early Opinions of Sir Roger Bloxam Concerning the Immortality of the Soul. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN: Of Frou-Frou, and Frisson, and Death. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT: How Sir Roger Bloxam Bethought Him of Choosing a Career. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE: Facts About the White Slave Traffic. 1917 A.D. CHAPTER FORTY: Of Sir Roger Bloxam's Second Choice of Career. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE: How Sir Roger Bloxam Repudiated a Naval Career. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO: Sir Roger's Objections to the Study of Law. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE: The Omnific and Grandiose Intermezzo of the Whistling Coon. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR: Vive l'Entente Cordiale! CHAPTER MI: ``Washed in the Blood of the Lamb''. CHAPTER MII: Of How Sir Roger Bloxam Met Mr. Hank Farris. CHAPTER MIII: Of the Despair of Sir Roger Bloxam Anent his Career; and of the Appeal that He Made to the Cardinal. CHAPTER MIV: Of the Despair of the Novelissimist; Anent His Career; and of the Appeal that He Made. CHAPTER MV: Heroic Resolution of the Novelissimist. CHAPTER MVI: Of the Halt Caused by the Absence of a Novelissimatrix; and How the Lord Took Pity Upon the Innocence of Father Brown. CHAPTER MVII: Reflexions upon Free Will and Destiny: Calculated to Elucidate the Complex of the Career of Sir Roger Bloxam. CHAPTER MVIII: Of the Vicissitudes of Novellissimaking, an Example. CHAPTER MIX: Of Canals. CHAPTER MX: Of Things Human and Divine; Being Other Epigrams Laboriously and Pertinently Constructed by Sir Roger Bloxam, in the Very Primrose and Wood Anemone of His Youth.