Message #12 - Metaphysical (Magicknet) Date : 12-Dec-90 20:55 From : The Bard To : All Subject : More Rotr 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @EID:6f65 158ca6e6 @ "That Real Old-Time Religion:" more yet! When we worship Bacchus We will venerate old Bacchus The ethanol will sock us Drinking beer and eating tacos We'll all get good and raucous Til you've tried it please don't knock us And that's good enough for me! 'Cause it's good enough for me! When you worship Rusto Warriors for Allah Treat your friends with lust-o Are sure to have a gala Pursue your faith with gusto! Time in old Valhalla And that's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me! They revered ancient ENIAC In the halls of Frey and Freyja And sacrificed to UNIVAC All the priestesses will lay ya Now we sing our chants on VAX pack If you're good enough, they'll pay ya! And that's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me! It was good enough for Cupid Let us worship sweet Eninni It was good enough for Cupid Let us worship sweet Eninni His wings look kind of stupid In a skimpy string bikini But that's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me! In Pwyll's hall you will be welcome Well Dimuzi's on vacation But he's not at home too often He'll be back when spring awakens Spends all his time in Annwyfn There will be such recreaction And that's good enough for me! There will be enough for me! In his dancing Pan will lead them Pan's pipes got plugged last summer When his pipes call we will heed them And it really was a bummer In truth tho, he don't need them Finally had to call a plumber! He's more than enough for me! But he's good enough for me! We will venerate old Hermes We will worship now with vigor With his staff entwined with wormies The goddess known as Frigga Warding off the nasty germies Tho there are some who don't dig her And that's good enough for me! She is good enough for me! I pray to Ahura-Mazda Let us all now worship Ra He's one god who sure won't pause ta And take care of our Ka Pound some heads when given cause ta We'll all sit round and go "Ah-h-h!" Which is good enough for me! Which is good enough for me! We will all do praise to Horus Here's an invitation for us In an old Egyptian chorus All to go and worship Horus If there's something in it for us Doff your clothes and join the chorus Then it's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me! (more) --- * Origin: (Opus 1:114/29)