Message #11 - Metaphysical (Magicknet) Date : 12-Dec-90 20:48 From : The Bard To : All Subject : Even More Yet Rotr.....sigh! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @EID:6f65 158ca611 MORE Real Old Time Religion verses...... Let us praise the Holy Fool Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus' For he's breaking all the rules Tho he's lost his vital juices Holds you up to ridicule, The old boy still has his uses And that's good enough for me! And he's good enough for me! There's one thing that I do know No one wrote a verse for Buddah Zeus' favorite is Juno Tho I think they really coulda She's the best at doing..you know! And I really think they shoulda And that's good enough for me! 'Cause he's good enough for me! Tho J.C.'s into fish, too, Anytime that I start hearin' He's an avatar of Vishnu "Jesus loves you" I start leerin' So he is welcome here, too, Maybe so, but not like Brirn (?) And that's good enough for me! Which is good enough for me! All the Gods tore into Loki If you're really into dancing Saying Deicide is hokey! And you wanna try some trancing And they threw him in the pokey! Then the Voodoo gods are prancing And that's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me! If you wanna worship Odin Good old Thor's the god of thunder You don't have to have a coat on Really helps us get our plunder Grab a sword and slap some woad on Tho his head's still truly dunder And that's good enough for me! He is good enough for me! I don't really go for Shinto And for those who follow Cthulhu It's just something I'm not into We have really got a lulu: Tho I guess I could begin to Drop a bomb on Honolulu! 'Cause it's good enough for me! 'Cause that's good enough for you! Well it's good enough for H***** Let's all drink to Dionysus He's a mighty kinky master Wine and women beyond prices! When you pray he goes much faster He made a Maenad out of my Sis! And that's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me! Let us dance with Dionysus The late return of the Prophet Zarquon And get drunk on wine and spices Caused his followers to hearken The Christians call them "vices" As the Universe went dark on But they're good enough for me! All of you and me! (more) --- * Origin: (Opus 1:114/29)