From: Charles Nemo Area: Night Side To: Rakshasa 7 Aug 93 09:57:32 Subject: Re: SUPER NEW ZINE! Sent UpdReq > Yeah, I think we might have seen the same one. G.G. Allin was > accompanied by two of his female followers, and there were also a > group of New York City "club people" > interviewed along with him. I > liked the part where his 17-year-old female > follower said that G.G. > was the best daddy she'd ever had, and that for her 17th birthday > she got to watch him masturbate and to piss in his mouth. What a > trip. R> Names and phone numbers... I want names and phone numbers. I wouldn't mind having that info for Wendy, the one with the longer hair of the two. She'd probably require some "discipline" though.... };-) R> BTW... Ruth Norman, the head of the Unarius R> Foundation (aka Uriel, a "cosmic light bringer R> consciousness," aka Alexander the Great, aka R> Socrates, aka etc., etc., etc.) died in her sleep R> on Thursday. Ms. Norman was famous for dressing R> like Liberace in drag and promoting a theology R> which was an interesting mishmash of "space R> brothers" schtick and the most gaudy elements of R> the New Age. The Rev. Ivan Stang described her as R> "a cosmic light bringer consciousness cleverly R> disguised as a nutty old lady." R> Condolences are in order... after Ms. Norman's R> death, the world is a somewhat less colorful and R> interesting place. I just wonder who gets her money. These New Age cons all seem to have one thing in common -- they work very hard to accumulate big bucks, and many of them succeed. 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: Charles Nemo Area: Night Side To: Rose Dawn 7 Aug 93 10:23:46 Subject: Re: MCDONALD'S ZOMBIES Sent UpdReq >RD> offended. Not everyone can wear steel-toed boots >RD> and Harley T's with panache, so of course, >RD> they're bound to be jealous... > > Hehehe. I bet they were REALLY jealous of > your way with words.... RD> You mean person, are you making fun of me? Or do RD> ya mean it? ;> Hey I actually TALK this way, RD> y'know! I was SERIOUS, babe! I'm only mean to fundies and similar assholes. I think I might actually LIKE you.... };-) 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Fra.: Apfelmann 4 Aug 93 19:23:04 Subject: Choas Magick UpdReq |FA} DEFINING CHAOS | |FA} | |FA} by Mark Chao | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ thanks for posting this, frater. markie always had a good way of putting things so they would be easily understood. ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Jonathon Blake 4 Aug 93 19:26:06 Subject: Gerald Gardner & Oto UpdReq |JB} actually, tax courts have no constitutional right to | |JB} exist, tho unlike bankruptcy court, there have been no | |JB} rulings made to declare them unconstitutional, and hence | |JB} operating without color of law, as has been done with | |JB} bankruptcy court. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ i dont believe any administrative body has a constitutional right to exist, does it? but there they are--and what petty tyrants! ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Frater Almost 4 Aug 93 19:27:08 Subject: Gerald Gardner & Otoo UpdReq |FA}What is it about not knowing and/or having dick about | |FA}anything? ;) I read an interview with Ween in Mondo 2000 | |FA}recently and they claimed that they didn't have dick for | |FA}recording equipment. Kinda weird. :) Pax. 93 | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ hmm...i've tried a lotta things on dick, but recording wasnt one of them... anyway, i know dick, & he doesnt know dick. --- MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Christeos Pir 4 Aug 93 19:28:10 Subject: Gerald Gardner & Otoo UpdReq |CP} Speak softly into the big pink microphone... | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ OH! is THAT what steve martin & bill murray meant when they said, "DONT PUT YER LIPS ON IT!" ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Jonathon Blake 4 Aug 93 19:29:12 Subject: Gerald Gardner & Otoo UpdReq |JB}TM}>the problem is, a court can decide it has jurisdiction & make a | |JB}TM}>decision which will be in effect until some court with *proper* | |JB}TM}>jurisdiction throws it out. this confuses even lawyers & judges. | |JB} | |JB} problem? that is no problem. | |JB} that is called job security. it keeps one or two | ROFL! |JB} lawyers in business & a whole lot of information | |JB} brokers in business & keep Westlaw & Lexis very happy. | yeah, not to mention xerox, federal express, etc. |JB} oh, i guess you could say that the poor defendent has a problem. | oh, well, who cares about him, anyway? |JB} he is now quite out of money, due to Westlaw, & Lexis, and the | |JB} Information Brokers who providied the information to the | |JB} paralegals -- and that is before the lawyer & paralegals add | |JB} their time. | yeah, & dont forget stamps, phone calls, legal pads, coffee, pencils, a dildo (for the client), & the partners' girlfriends' lingerie. ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Rilluin 4 Aug 93 19:32:14 Subject: Mcdonald'S Zombies UpdReq |RR}WHen I worked in a nice restaurant back in college, if we'd drop | |RR}something like a chicken breast on the floor, we'd take it in the back | |RR}and wash it off, then put it right on the grill. The heat of cooking | |RR}kills off any germs that might be on it... and the washing eliminates | |RR}any nasty tastes it might have picked up from the floor... | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ that i could see. but i knew a construction worker who told me he was fixing the roof at the local dunkin donuts when one day the dough mixer tipped over. the donut zombies just shoveled the batter from off the sawdust-covered floor back into the mixer, &...time to make the donuts ... (no wonder the cops are in such bad moods! gag! barf!) ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Diva 4 Aug 93 19:36:16 Subject: Mcdonald'S Zombies UpdReq |DD}"brush your breasts, brush your breasts, brush your breasts with Lysol!"| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ jeez louise. it used to be mazola, now it's lysol? my, how things have deteriorated! ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Rilluin 4 Aug 93 19:40:18 Subject: Mm I UpdReq |RR} He wanted to say: "Hands up or I shoot!" | |RR} He really said : "Hands up or I shit!" ) | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ HAHA! so which was the bigger threat? ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Rose Dawn 4 Aug 93 19:44:20 Subject: Super New Zine! UpdReq |RD} If it's the same show, I cracked up when that dude | |RD}in the audience stood up & said "If you could have any | |RD}woman you want, what are you doing with these Beetlejuice- | |RD}lookin' funky-ass skag bitches?" Honestly! Some people! | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ haha! what a description! (hey, are you sure it wasnt morton downey doing the show in drag?) ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Rose Dawn 4 Aug 93 19:46:22 Subject: Super New Zine! UpdReq |RD}My ex sometimes watches "This Week In Prophecy" (I think | |RD}it's called) because Sister Linda has a set o' bodacious | |RD}tits--wrote 'em a letter one time informing them of the | |RD}fact. | he wrote a letter to her tits? did he prophecy anything for them? :) |RD}OTOH, since ol' GG stated publicly, frequently, and loudly | |RD}that he intended to commit suicide after he peaked, maybe | |RD}he just decided to give the proverbial nod to fans of old | |RD}& slam his way out! I guess conspiracy theorists could | |RD}speculate about who might possibly have given him a hot | |RD}shot as well... | nah. who would waste their time killing a musician? ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Rose Dawn 4 Aug 93 19:48:24 Subject: Super New Zine! UpdReq |RD}Wonderful tax breaks available for those who hire the | |RD}zombified these days. You can't be any worse than my | yeah, but dont try getting nominated for attorney general if you hire zombies & dont pay s.s. taxes on them. just because they're dead, that doesnt matter, you know. |RD}sisters, and I put up with THEM for a whole day Monday. | |RD}Still haven't recovered! ;> | you poor thing. i have sisters too. :( ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: diva 4 Aug 93 19:43:26 Subject: Super New Zombies! UpdReq |dd} Uh...Moonshadow......YOU KILL ME! ROFL! Miles of smiles to you! | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ thanx for the smyles! good luck at yer new mcdonalds job! ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Rose Dawn 4 Aug 93 19:52:28 Subject: Vampires UpdReq |RD}Well, if you wanna turn Diva into a zombie, then dammit, | |RD}let's use the Wade method, not the Wes method! If you use the Wes method, it's a sure-fire | |RD}guarantee she WON'T be seen again, and that negates the | |RD}whole zombification process. Sheesh. | oh i dunno...wes hasnt done too bad lately. |RD} > that's hollywood for ya. (you mean paul winfield didnt REALLY | |RD} > shrink & vanish like that?) | |RD} | |RD}Well, come to think on it, haven't seen HIM recently, so... | he's probably ashamed of himself after being in that stupid show, "the charmings". |RD}her...maybe turn her into an Apsara (she who carries grief | |RD}and wrath)...then she could be one of Siva's Divas! | OOOOHHHHH ROOOO-ZEEEEE! now you've done it...no more mcdonalds cheeseburgers for YOU! otoh, that's hardly a punishment--how about MUCH more mcd's cheeseburgers for you? ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718 From: The Moonshadow Area: Night Side To: Josh Norton 4 Aug 93 19:56:30 Subject: voodoo zombies! UpdReq |JN}Heehee. Reminds me of our favorite sport back when I was a cook at a | |JN}Howard Johnsons -- seeing how many walls we could bounce frozen | |JN}hamburger patties off of and still hit the grill. Usually we missed the | |JN}grill. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ i guess the customers at that hojo's were just lucky, huh? ___ MegaMail 2.10 #0 718499927771849992777184999277718499927771849992777184999277718