From:    The Idiot Savant                       Area: Mundane
To:      Current~Resident                       12 Jul 96 16:10:50
Subject: Re: RED                                UpdReq 

C>     There are twelve inches in a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
C>     Queen Elizabeth was also a ship.  Ships sail the seas.  There are fish
C>     in the seas, and fish have fins.  The Finns fought the Russians.  All 
C>     the Russians are red.  And we all know that fire engines are always 
C>     rushin'.
C> 
C>     That is the reason fire engines are red.
C>     Enough said?
No. Not enough said. Now you've answered that question, can you tell me why 
the damned things go by my bedroom making ridiculously loud noises at stupidly
early hours of the morning?


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