From: Phillip Barker Area: Mundane To: All 30 Jun 96 21:29:00 Subject: Medieval Humor... UpdReq This message was originally in conference RecOrgSca and was forwarded to you by PHILLIP BARKER, as I thought the humor would be appreciated. Blessed BE!...Phil ------------------------- From: pyotr@coho.halcyon.com (Pyotr Filipivich) ...[stuff deleted]... Thought for the day... It`s clever, but is it art? And remember... ------------------------------------------------- Meanehwael, baccat meaddehaele / monstaer lurccen Fulle few too many drincce / hie luccen for fyht. Den Hreorfneorhtthhwr / son of Hrwaerowthheororthwyl Aesccen aewful jeork / to steop outsyd Phud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! / De bigge gye Eallum his bon brak / byt his nose offe Wicced Godsylla / waeld on his asse Monstaer moppe fleor wyth / eallum men in halle Beowulf in bacceroome / fonecall bemaccen waes Hearen sound of ruccus / saed "Hwaet the helle?" Graben sheold strang / ond swich-blaed shcharp Stond feorth to fyht / the grimlic foe "Me," Godsylla saed / "Mac the minsemete." Heoro cwyc geten heold / with faemed half-nelson Ond flyng him lic frisbe / bac to fen Beowulf belly up / to meadehalle bar Saed "Ne foe beaten / mie faersom cung-fu." Eorderen cocca-colha / yce-cold, the reol thyng. * SLMR 2.1 * Evolution takes no prisoners. 201434369420143436942014343694201434369420143436942014343694718