Message #5 - Metaphysical (Magicknet) Date : 29-Nov-90 16:07 From : The Bar To : All Subject : Rotr 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @EID:6f65 157d80e3 More Real Old Time Religion (THANKS to the Rialto for these!) There are those who follow Crowley Some folks pray to the Orishas Tho the stuff that he held holy Tho their humor can be vishas Turn your your brain to guacamole When they grant your stupid wishas But he's good enough for me! But they're good enough for me! There are those who scream and hollar There are those who worship Satan And get hot under the collar And are just anticipatin' For their god, Almighty Dollar, Armageddon's conflagratin' Who is good enough for me! That ain't good enough for me! There are those who worship no gods Some folks worship the Kachinas For they think that there are low odds Some folks worship the Kachinas That the god-seers aren't drunk sods They look like "deus ex machinas", But they're good enough for me! But they're good enough for me! Some folks worship all of Nature We will read from the Cabala. Tho they love to taunt and bait-cher Quote the Tree of Life mandala They're just funnin', they don't hate-cher It won't get you in Valhalla, And they're good enough for me! Yet it's good enough for me. Some folks pray to the Great Spirit There is room enough in Hades Most folks just cannot get near it For lots of criminals and shadies So they hate it and they fear it And disreputable ladies, But it's good enough for me! And they're good enough for me. To the tune of Handel's "Largo" Praise to Popacatapetl We will hymn the gods of cargo Just a tiny cigarette'll 'Til they slap on an embargo Put him in terrific fettle And that's good enough for me. So he's good enough for me. We will drive up to Valhalla We will all bow to Hephaestus Riding Beetles, not Impalas As a blacksmith he will test us Singing "Deutschland Uber Alles" 'Cause his balls are pure asbestos And that's good enough for me. So he's good enough for me. We will sing of Iluvatur, We will sing of Foul the Render, Who sent the Valar 'cross the water Who's got Drool Rockworm on a bender To lead Morgoth to the slaughter In his cave in Kiril Threndor-- And that's just fine with me. They're both too much for me. We will sing the Jug of Issek, Of Lord Shardik you must beware; And of Fafhrd his chief mystic, To please him you must swear; Though to thieving Mouser will stick, 'Cause enraged he's a real Bear, And that's good enough for me. And that's good enough for me. (more) --- * Origin: (Opus 1:114/29)